There was a young lady named June

[Todd Mata]

Hi!

Here lies Sam Shay.

reached out and pinched my knee.
Like history and math.
with some very painful sneezing,
And then I got a second pinch.
malaria and toothaches,
that I would like to make.
I think it's very mean!" 
and we've locked the school's front door.
I didn't shut the light.
and cinnamon raisin bread.
I didn't do my reading.
My friends all stared and pointed.
with some very painful sneezing,
We have broken all the blackboards
We have painted all the toilets black
You guessed it-on my rear.
A kid who sat in front of me
I asked, "Why are you pinching me?
We have broken all the blackboards
I had nosebleeds, measles, heat rash,
I wasted through the night. 
He greets me at the door each day
I suffered-it was awful-