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Aluminum Griddle Oil Burner 23" x 43" for the M-1941 tent stove
Campfire
Grill
Back in Stock....CD V700's
Manila Tent Line Storage Totes
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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was
severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft
any skin from her body because she was too thin. So the husband
offered to donate some of his own skin.
However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable
would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that
they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested
that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very
delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's
new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All
her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!
One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with
emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for
everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you."
"My darling," he replied, "I get all the thanks I need every
time I see
your mother kiss you on the cheek."
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One for the Ladies!!!!
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know
how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all
at the same time."
The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God
made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
;-)..See ya next month!!!......Angie
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