emacs hacker wanted

[ivowel]

I would like to hire someone who is an experienced emacs hacker and
familiar with auctex.  Hopefully, it will be an hour of work, and I am
offering $75.  I need a local addon that I can stick into my .emacs
file, that does the following:

* if the filename ends in .sltx, then load auctex but execute the
following set of modifications:

# becomes the comment character, not %
$ and % lose their special meanings; they become ordinary characters
\m{...} has its arguments set as if its math mode.
\nl is like \\
\be is like \begin{equation}
\ee is like \end{equation}

I want indentation and highlighting to work right.  That's it.  It
needs to go into my .emacs file, simply because I want it to survive
the next auctex release upgrade.

Help appreciated.

Regards,

/iaw