two days off in a row is considered a "long weekend.
you turn up the radio excitedly at the sound of dead air on your competitor's station.
your chief engineer has ever had to talk you through how to fix a transmitter from over a cell phone.
on a holiday weekend, you're the only one at the station.
you have a dozen radios, but you need them all.
you answer the phone and tell someone their caller .
Mass media is reported to be on its last legs. you do an air shift in your dreams.
you have lived in six cities in eight years.
you begin to like the music you are playing even though you have been faking it for years. you have ever taped a boring conversation with someone and turned it into something funny.
when your at home and you answer the phone and give the stations call letters. you swear at the competition while driving when you hear a song they beat you to.
with your air-name or your real name.
you forgot what kind you music you like, but instead like songs because they sound good after the jingle.
you know how long it takes you to take a dump by song title. you tell someone you plan to go to lunch "coming up next hour". you listen to a station that's barely coming in. two days off in a row is considered a "long weekend.
you have recurring nightmares about bad airshifts filled with dead air. you do an air shift in your dreams.
you are a "seasoned pro" after two years in the business. you swear at the competition while driving when you hear a song they beat you to.
the one time you need the power generator is the one day the electrician didnt have time to hook it up.
said chick turns out to really be hot and your one goal is to have sex under the tower in back. you can recite all the spots in a break. you keep telling yourself,"this chick on the phone really might be hot.
the equipment at your station decides to stop working properly and just go to hell on a holiday weekend when no one can be reached. You get excited at sunset and drive by the towers just to hear the phase shift. You get excited at sunset and drive by the towers just to hear the phase shift. At Christmas dinner, you backsell the Christmas presents, explaining that "Unopened ones around the corner, stick around".