Re: Printing barnumber 1 (oh no, not again)

[Werner LEMBERG]

> Thanks to my conductor for that one.

:-)

Another one (my last one):

  In the middle of a soccer field there is a 500€ banknote.  In the
  corners there are the concertmaster, a fast viola player, a slow
  viola player, and a double bass player.  Who is first and gets the
  money?

  Answer: The slow viola player.

  Reason: A concertmaster does nothing for 500€.
          There doesn't exist a fast viola player.
          And the double bass player hasn't understood the game.


    Werner