1) already RTFM
Apparently not, since I have a cluster of machines in denver which are
all maintenance free because of monit, and I'm running rails.
2) posted my monitrc
Only after someone who was _very_ polite didn't spank you and kindly
asked you to do so
3) make the daemon respond or get fired
They can fire you, you can't fire them - you didn't pay and it's their
mailing list.
Really, I'm quite tolerant on mailing lists because I know people tend
to "read the worst" into email, but your post was disrespectful and
you deserve much more abuse than you got.
Remember that in many circumstances, good suggestions (like the one
about clarifying the warnings for bad pid paths) can be lost if you
deliver them with language designed to antagonize.
good luck,
_alex